Ego Stroke Shorties
Ego Stroke Shorties
These super gorgeous shorts will be sure to give your ego a stroking.
The gold on the shorts is part of the pattern, which mean you will not have to worry about all that beautiful gold-ness rubbing off
PRE-ORDERThis item is a pre-order item and will ship on or around July 27th.
As a small business with big dreams, pre-orders let us release new shorties more often, which in turn, let us grow!
We know in a world of instant gratification, waiting for your purchase is a pain. We also know once you have it in hand, you will love it so much and totally love your participation in helping a passionate group of people design beautiful and punny shorts.
Please allow 3-5 days for your domestic order to arrive. We try to ship within one day out of our Verona, Wisconsin warehouse. Yay! The midwest...so convenient.
Returns and Exchanges are easy, simply make request for a return or exchange online, receive your return label, and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!
OUR PROMISEThere is nothing more important to us than our customers being happy with their purchase.
Our happiness promise means if you've got issues, we are going to solve them. If after you get your goodies and you aren't completely happy, just send us an email at email@example.com or head over to our Exchange and Return Portal to swap sizes, items, etc.
I have several pairs already, but these unirex shorts might be my favorite to date! The pictures online don't do them justice. The coloring is just phenomenal. They fit perfectly and are true to size. And as usual, they don't disappoint!
These shorts are the best, so comfy and stay in place!!! Love the pattern as well.
The shorts that I purchases are beautiful! I am 5’9 180-185 lbs and curvy; I have thick thighs, hip, and booty. I have always had issues finding shorts that fit both my waist band and my thighs. I often have to size up. I bought an XL; they fit me great in the thigh and butt area. I don't feel like I am stuff in the shorts. They do roll up on the front of my thighs (I haven’t has much luck finding ones that don’t) and I often am pulling at them to prevent my butt from hanging out. With all of that being said I do wear them often and feel confident in them. They are one of my favorite fitting spandex shorts for working out (olympic weightlifting and HITT type workouts.).
The material feels amazing and they are so pretty. They are a little bit too tight for me unfortunately, and I wish the rise went a little higher as well so that they wouldn't slip down under my belly. But once I lose some weight I'm sure they will be awesome. Just wish you made shorties in a 3x then I'm sure they would fit perfectly now.