Looking to stand out? Look no further. Because, really, is there anything better than a unicorn and a T-Rex combined!?! Yeah, that’s what we thought, too. Get your grind in at the gym in pure comfort with these super-soft, moisture-wicking shorties with 2.5” inseam. They may be white, but this high-quality 87% polyester/13% spandex blend is non-see-through. Oh, and the square gusset of these shorties prevents camel toe, so you can get those gains without worry.
- 2.5" Inseam
- Single Lined
- Lined Square Gusset = No Camel Toe
- 87% Polyester / 13% Supplex
- Non-See Through & Totally Squat Proof
- Super Soft
- Fit has been perfected to accommodate the the butt and thighs of a strong woman
PRE-ORDERThis item is a pre-order item and will ship on or around July 27th.
As a small business with big dreams, pre-orders let us release new shorties more often, which in turn, let us grow!
We know in a world of instant gratification, waiting for your purchase is a pain. We also know once you have it in hand, you will love it so much and totally love your participation in helping a passionate group of people design beautiful and punny shorts.
Please allow 3-5 days for your domestic order to arrive. We try to ship within one day out of our Verona, Wisconsin warehouse. Yay! The midwest...so convenient.
Returns and Exchanges are easy, simply make request for a return or exchange online, receive your return label, and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!
OUR PROMISEThere is nothing more important to us than our customers being happy with their purchase.
Our happiness promise means if you've got issues, we are going to solve them. If after you get your goodies and you aren't completely happy, just send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org or head over to our Exchange and Return Portal to swap sizes, items, etc.
I love these! The pattern is adorable and of course they are super comfy.
As someone who rarely shops and hadn't found a brand of shorts that were flattering, comfortable or cute I happily received WodBottom's sprinkle shorty as a gift from a friend and within days bought the UniRex and would probably join a subscription if that were an option. These are ADORABLE, comfortable, durable and I want them in every pattern/color available.