Get Hammered Shorties

$ 42
Get Hammered Shorties
Get Hammered Shorties

Get Hammered Shorties

$ 42
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Product Description



No sloths were hurt in the making of these shorties.  In fact, its seems sloth has everything under control! 

With a 2.5-inch inseam and square gusset, forget embarrassing camel toes. While you’re at it, you can consider sweat stains a thing of the past. With these shorties’ breathable, soft, and stretchy polyester/Supplex blend, you’ll stay dry and fresh. 

  • Super soft and luxurious fabric
  • Not see through!
  • Moisture wicking
  • 2.5" inseam
  • 87% polyester 13% spandex
  • Square gusset ensures no camel toe!
  • Gusset lined in black


This item is a pre-order item and will ship on or around July 27th.

As a small business with big dreams, pre-orders let us release new shorties more often, which in turn, let us grow!

We know in a world of instant gratification, waiting for your purchase is a pain. We also know once you have it in hand, you will love it so much and totally love your participation in helping a passionate group of people design beautiful and punny shorts.


Please allow 3-5 days for your domestic order to arrive. We try to ship within one day out of our Verona, Wisconsin warehouse. Yay! The convenient.

Returns and Exchanges are easy, simply make request for a return or exchange online, receive your return label, and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!



There is nothing more important to us than our customers being happy with their purchase.

Our happiness promise means if you've got issues, we are going to solve them. If after you get your goodies and you aren't completely happy, just send us an email at or head over to our Exchange and Return Portal to swap sizes, items, etc.

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4.8 Based on 13 Reviews
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Sloths and Sharks

Yes!!!! Absolutely yes! I love these shorts. They fit my personality perfectly. I’m slow like a sloth and a beast like a shark! So much fun! And of course, they are excellent WODBOTTOM quality.

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Great shorties but not for the price

They fit great and are comfy , but I wouldn’t recommend weightlifting or HIIT workouts in these shorts. They don’t stay in place well, have zero compression and are definitely not squat proof. I don’t think they’re worth the $40.

Callie .
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I love this design. They are super cute and comfy.

Tiffany G.
United States United States

Ocean theme

I love ocean theme! These are so funny, I’m a silly person & these make me laugh! Great addition love them❤️! They fit just like all the other shorts I have!

Tara O.

Get them!

I bought these for a friend because I love them so much! She absolutely loves them too!! She went and bought some herself!

Cadey W.


When I first saw these I wasn't sure if I liked the print. After seeing a few pics of others I decided to get them. I am so glad I did because they are super cute in person. I have plenty of these shorts and they fit just as well.


Love these shorts. Soooo soft

The patterns are so cute and they are so soft too. Plus they are just comfortable. I wish they made razor back tanks and not these little muscle shirts but oh well. Love it otherwise.

Jessica L.

Did it again!

Another great pair of shorties! Love the design and fit of these shorts. So comfortable and constant complements! Thanks WOD Bottom for creating another perfect pair!

Cierra J.

Get Hammered shorts

Love them!!! Super cute and comfortable!



I love these shorts! They’re so comfy and so cute! Hitting the WOD is 10xs more fun!

Taylor H.