Ego Stroke Shorties

$ 39

These super gorgeous shorts will be sure to give your ego a stroking. 

* The gold on the shorts is part of the pattern, which mean you will not have to worry about all that beautiful gold-ness rubbing off

  • Super soft and luxurious fabric
  • Not see through!
  • Moisture wicking
  • 2.5" inseam
  • 87% polyester 13% spandex
  • Square gusset ensures no camel toe!
  • XS  =   Size 0-3
  • Small = Size 4-6
  • Med =  Size 8
  • Large = Size 10
  • X-Large = Size 12 
  • XX-Large = 14
**If you are between sizes, order up



Customer Reviews

Based on 30 reviews
Amazing shorts

I received my shorts super fast within about 3-4 days of purchasing. The short are more thick then normal spandex type shorts which is great for working out. I am a size 6-8 and ordered a medium and they fit perfect!

Love this brand

I love this brand AND love these shorts. The pattern is amazing and (like all their shorts) they’re so comfortable to workout in. Can’t wait to get more.

New Shorts

Super comfy, squat proof, dont ride up, look and feel amazing

adorable beyond, I'm finally chanelling David Bowie!

I LOVE these...They are ridiculously short but are too fun to care. They fit as described. I'm 5'5", 122 pounds, and wear a small. I also bought a pair for my girlfriend who usually dresses like a lumberjack for the WODs and she loves them, too, and thought they made her perform better , since she looked the part! They don't have gold in them but from a distance they look like they do.

So Comfy!!

Love the colors, love the fit, Love everything!!!

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What People Are Saying About Us

I ordered 4 different pairs of shorts from here, these included. They are my favorite brand of shorts for Crossfit. They don’t ride up like most do and they are very soft and comfy! And so cute! Also the shipping is on point. I ordered Wednesday and got them Friday afternoon. Love this company and the customer service. Small Business that gives back to the community! Awesome people!

- Robin Powers

These shorts were the smartest purchasing decision I’ve ever made! They are so comfortable to lift in, and they are not see through. They’re perfect for showing off those leg day gains! If you’re on the fence, click the button! You won’t regret it!

- Kacie Harlan

I love Wodbottom and you can tell they care about their customers! Emily called me today because my first order of shorts was for a medium but my next order I put in for larges. She called to say they had made some changes and 2 of the pairs I ordered were single lined so would I rather go for the mediums... I of course said yes and she made sure to change my order over to the mediums. AWESOME customer service!

- Abby Epperson

As soon as mine arrived, I had to pick up the weights & try it out! I love mine! Super comfy! Perfect for lifting! Will definitely be buying more of every color just to match with my outfits! Super fast shipping, no complaints! Thank you!

- Star Phillips

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