Harry Squator Description

Accio barbell!

These shorties are simply magical! Chase after that Golden Snatch in these Nearly Naked shorties, an 80% polyester/20% spandex blend with moderate compression and a barely-there silky feel.

Medium compression, 3.25" inseam, high rise waist, and side pockets. Lined gusset to keep away sweat and cursed camel toe. And the squat-proof perfection you know and love.

If you are in between sizes or prefer less compression, consider sizing up. 

There's no spell for a bootylicious backside. Gotta make like Luna Lovesquats and do the work. 

Like your shorties a little longer? These are also available in a 5" inseam!

  • Dark Black 3.25" Shorties

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    Regular price $ 42
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    Dark Black 3.25" Shorties
  • Dyenomite Longline Sports Bra

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    Regular price $ 54
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    Dyenomite Longline Sports Bra
  • Purple WodBottom Jogger

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    Regular price $ 65
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    Purple WodBottom Jogger
  • Black Out Leggings

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    Regular price $ 64
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    Black Out Leggings