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Kiss My Hass Shorties

Kiss My Hass Shorties

$ 39

Get those gains with these cute and quirky avocado shorties! Our fabric will wick away all the hard earned sweat and still feel incredibly soft while securely holding you in. A 2.5 inch inseam is the ideal length for easy movement during a tough metcon or heavy weight lifting.

  • Not see through!
  • Moisture wicking
  • 2.5" inseam
  • 87% Polyester 13% spandex
  • Square gusset ensures no camel toe!
  • Limited quantity
 Approximate Numbered Sizing
  • XS  =   Size 0-4
  • Small = Size 4-6
  • Med =  Size 8
  • Large = Size 10
  • X-Large = Size 12 
  • XX-Large = 14


Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
Excellent Hot Shorts!

Love the customer support, dedication to satisfaction, and quality of these shorts!


What fun shorts! They fit great and are super comfy!

Thank you so much for the AMAZING review! We are so happy to hear that you love your WodBottom shorties. We can't wait to see what your next BOOTYFULL choice will be :)
Love these!!

I adore these shorts! So comfortable and who doesn't love avocados 😍

Thank you for the awesome review!! BUTT really, who doesn't love avocados :) We are so happy to hear that you love the fit, feel, and fun design of your WodBottom shorties! :)
Awesomeness - loving my avo-shorts!

Not raving about the fit and quality as this is standard with Wodbottom. But totally freaking out about the design - I devour about 7 avocados per week and I love Crossfit, so the design couldn't be more apt for someone like me!

Thank you so much for the awesome review!! We are so glad to hear that you love the fun funky fresh designs :) Keep your eyes peeled for new WodBottom designs/patterns released every month! :)

I love these shorts! They’re adorable and very comfy. I’m 5’8 and about 155 lbs and a M is perfect. The only negative is the shorts do roll and ride up a bit when working out. It still great!

Thank you so much for the awesome review and photo!! We are so happy to hear that you love the fit, feel, and funky fresh pattern of your WodBottom shorties. :)

What People Are Saying About Us

I ordered 4 different pairs of shorts from here, these included. They are my favorite brand of shorts for Crossfit. They don’t ride up like most do and they are very soft and comfy! And so cute! Also the shipping is on point. I ordered Wednesday and got them Friday afternoon. Love this company and the customer service. Small Business that gives back to the community! Awesome people!

- Robin Powers

These shorts were the smartest purchasing decision I’ve ever made! They are so comfortable to lift in, and they are not see through. They’re perfect for showing off those leg day gains! If you’re on the fence, click the button! You won’t regret it!

- Kacie Harlan

I love Wodbottom and you can tell they care about their customers! Emily called me today because my first order of shorts was for a medium but my next order I put in for larges. She called to say they had made some changes and 2 of the pairs I ordered were single lined so would I rather go for the mediums... I of course said yes and she made sure to change my order over to the mediums. AWESOME customer service!

- Abby Epperson

As soon as mine arrived, I had to pick up the weights & try it out! I love mine! Super comfy! Perfect for lifting! Will definitely be buying more of every color just to match with my outfits! Super fast shipping, no complaints! Thank you!

- Star Phillips
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