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Squat booties!
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"These are great for women with those squat booties!!! They are short, but they never show any of your bottom and stay in place while working out!"

Best shorts ever!
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"I love these shorts!!! I haven't worn shorts to a gym in YEARS. I was encouraged to buy a pair and I love them!! I've gotten so many compliments on them!"

No muffin top. No camel toe.
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"This is my second pair and I love the fit. No muffin top. No camel toe. Fabric is soft and comfortable. I may not be perfect but I shorties are right on and darn cute! "

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Kiss My Hass Shorties

$ 42

Kiss My Hass Shorties

$ 42

Get those gains with these cute and quirky avocado shorties! Got haters?  Tell them to kiss your hass..literally.  

Our fabric will wick away all the hard earned sweat and still feel incredibly soft while securely holding you in. 

  • Not see through!
  • Moisture wicking
  • 2.5" inseam
  • 87% Polyester 13% spandex
  • Square gusset ensures no camel toe!
  • Limited quantity
Numbered Sizing (size chart and size estimator under shortie name above)
  • XS  =   Size 0-4
  • Small = Size 4-6
  • Med =  Size 8
  • Large = Size 10
  • X-Large = Size 12 
  • XX-Large = Size 14


Please allow 3-5 days for your domestic order to arrive. We try to ship within one day out of our Verona, Wisconsin warehouse. Yay! The midwest...so convenient.

Pre-order goodies ship out by the listed date.

Returns and Exchanges are easy, simply make request for a return or exchange, receive your return label, and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!


Customer Reviews

Based on 33 reviews
Freaking Amazing

I love this company and there products!!!! The shorties are by far my favorite!!!


The size fit well. Super cute design and I like the way they felt but...I bought these because they claim to not ride up while working out. That was not the case with these. No muffin top was a plus, but They do not stay in place while working out. 😞

That’s some hot Hass

I love these shorts and they pair perfectly with my guac crop. They stay put and are squat proof. LOVE me some avocados and these are so cute! For reference I’m 5’6” 130 lbs and I am an XS. So glad I found my perfect size after a couple tries but WB is always great with returns and has fantastic customer service!


The shorts are really cute, fit well and were comfortable. But i don’t know how anyone could work out in this type of short. Too short and rolled up as soon as I even attempted to squat.

Hey Talia, it sounds like you may need a different size, either up or down. Reach out to us is you ever want help finding your perfect size!
The good kind of fat

I love these! I got so many compliments. I was between a medium and a large on the measurements and so I ordered up. I wish I would have stuck with a Medium. I ordered another one in the medium and kept my larges.

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