Ego Stroke Shorties

$ 39.00

These super gorgeous shorts will be sure to give your ego a stroking. 

* The gold on the shorts is part of the pattern, which mean you will not have to worry about all that beautiful gold-ness rubbing off

  • Super soft and luxurious fabric
  • Not see through!
  • Moisture wicking
  • 2.5" inseam
  • 87% polyester 13% spandex
  • Square gusset ensures no camel toe!
  • XS  =   Size 0-3
  • Small = Size 4-6
  • Med =  Size 8
  • Large = Size 10
  • X-Large = Size 12 
  • XX-Large = 14
**If you are between sizes, order up



Customer Reviews

Based on 27 reviews
adorable beyond, I'm finally chanelling David Bowie!

I LOVE these...They are ridiculously short but are too fun to care. They fit as described. I'm 5'5", 122 pounds, and wear a small. I also bought a pair for my girlfriend who usually dresses like a lumberjack for the WODs and she loves them, too, and thought they made her perform better , since she looked the part! They don't have gold in them but from a distance they look like they do.

So Comfy!!

Love the colors, love the fit, Love everything!!!

Can handle big booty

I’m a bigger athlete and finding shorts that don’t roll up mid workout is tricky. Although these still roll up a bit, they offer good booty coverage. I did have a bit of bum slippage during another workout, but my behind is pretty abundant and it happens with all my other shorts as well.

For reference, I’m 5”1’, 150lbs, wearing size L.

Two thumbs up

Love love love these shorts!!

amazing customer service

Super cute and comfy. Very short, but still flattering and my butt doesn't hang out. The most impressive thing about these shorts is the amazing customer service I received when I had an issue. The first time I wore them for a workout I noticed that the seam on one leg was coming apart in several places. Upon contacting customer service they responded right away and offered to send a replacement pair due to the apparent manufacturing defect. My size was sold out, but within minutes of sending them my choice of a different in-stock pattern they had the new pair on the way. Will definitely buy from Wod Bottom again.

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What People Are Saying About Us

I ordered 4 different pairs of shorts from here, these included. They are my favorite brand of shorts for Crossfit. They don’t ride up like most do and they are very soft and comfy! And so cute! Also the shipping is on point. I ordered Wednesday and got them Friday afternoon. Love this company and the customer service. Small Business that gives back to the community! Awesome people!

- Robin Powers

These shorts were the smartest purchasing decision I’ve ever made! They are so comfortable to lift in, and they are not see through. They’re perfect for showing off those leg day gains! If you’re on the fence, click the button! You won’t regret it!

- Kacie Harlan

I love Wodbottom and you can tell they care about their customers! Emily called me today because my first order of shorts was for a medium but my next order I put in for larges. She called to say they had made some changes and 2 of the pairs I ordered were single lined so would I rather go for the mediums... I of course said yes and she made sure to change my order over to the mediums. AWESOME customer service!

- Abby Epperson

As soon as mine arrived, I had to pick up the weights & try it out! I love mine! Super comfy! Perfect for lifting! Will definitely be buying more of every color just to match with my outfits! Super fast shipping, no complaints! Thank you!

- Star Phillips

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