Gold Crackle 2.5" Shorties

$ 42
Gold Crackle 2.5" Shorties
Gold Crackle 2.5" Shorties
Gold Crackle 2.5" Shorties

Gold Crackle 2.5" Shorties

$ 42
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Product Description



Look fierce in the super dark navy shorties with gold-bronze cracks...its almost like the majestic beast of a woman that you are is waiting to be set free! 

These Gold Crackle shorties’ 73% polyester/27% Supplex blend are the stretchiest of them all and will stay where it should no matter how you move your hiney around. Supplex is a special fabric blend designed to wick moisture and dry faster than cotton, which means you can say peace out to sweat stains! 

  • 2.5" Inseam
  • Single Lined
  • Lined Triangle Gusset = No Camel Toe
  • 73% Polyester / 28% Supplex
  • Non-See Through & Totally Squat Proof
  • Super Soft
  • Fit has been perfected to accommodate the the butt and thighs of a strong woman


This item is a pre-order item and will ship on or around July 27th.

As a small business with big dreams, pre-orders let us release new shorties more often, which in turn, let us grow!

We know in a world of instant gratification, waiting for your purchase is a pain. We also know once you have it in hand, you will love it so much and totally love your participation in helping a passionate group of people design beautiful and punny shorts.


Please allow 3-5 days for your domestic order to arrive. We try to ship within one day out of our Verona, Wisconsin warehouse. Yay! The convenient.

Returns and Exchanges are easy, simply make request for a return or exchange online, receive your return label, and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!



There is nothing more important to us than our customers being happy with their purchase.

Our happiness promise means if you've got issues, we are going to solve them. If after you get your goodies and you aren't completely happy, just send us an email at or head over to our Exchange and Return Portal to swap sizes, items, etc.

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Sparkle And Shine In These

Love the look of these on. They feel great and make you shineeeee

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Love these shorts!

These shorts are amazing! The quality it great too! They run slightly smaller than my others but besides that they are perfect!

christnia m.
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Love It!

Love the pattern and material. The material hugs the skin perfectly and is very flattering. Had to buy this in two styles (2.5 and 3.25)!

Katrina M.
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Comfortable and cute!

Love these shorts. They are comfy and soft with a bit of personality. Highly recommend!

Jessica V.
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Amazing shorts!

I have gotten so many compliments with these shorts! Fit exactly as expected based off the sizing. So comfortable and great to workout in!

Elizabeth R.
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These shorts have hit the nail on the head for me!!!! I love!!

Erika M.
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I love the crackle on this pair! The black makes the gold really pop!! As always, fits like a glove and squat proof!!

Nohailani D.
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Love them!

These shorts are super cute and I love the material. They are more compression than my others but still comfortable

Stacey S.
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So pretty!

I received so many compliments on these. The gold and black combo really pops.

Holly S.
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Great design fit like the shiny

Love the marbling effect on these!

Cecily S.
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