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Kiss My Cactass 2.5" Shorties

Kiss My Cactass 2.5" Shorties

11 reviews
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The Glide Fabric is made of 4 way stretch 84% Polyester/16% Spandex blend that is wicking and quick drying. They are perfectly stretchy and smooth and are low compression.

Care Instructions

Machine wash in cold water with like colors and hang dry for best results. If you prefer to dry in a machine, use your lowest temperature setting. Never wash with fabric softeners.

The unofficial name: Prickly Puss Shorties不不不

I'm a little too prickly for you? Well, you can Kiss My Cactass.

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    • OG Fabric

      Made of 4 way stretch 87% Polyester/13% Spandex blend. They are perfectly stretchy and soft.

    • Inseam

      These bad boys have a 2.5" inseam, just perfect for full movements without restrictions.

    • Fit

      Mid-rise elastic waistband and low-medium compression make these shorties true to size. If between sizes size up.

    • Features

      Wicking, quick-drying, anti-microbial, and squat proof.

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    WodBottom Kiss My Cactass 2.5 Shorties Review
    • How Tall are You? (Inches) 64
    • WEIGHT 132
    • What is Your Age? 31
    • How is the Fit? Runs SmallTrue to SizeRuns Large

    Love the print

    Love the print and color combinations but I wish these were longer . I always get mediums and these fit great! I definitely only wear these in my home gym since theyre on the shorter side

    Mel G.
    United States United States

    Too loose/dont stay in place

    This pattern is so cute. I debated buying them for a while. But unfortunately the pattern is about where what I like ends. The material is too thin - not see through, just doesnt seem like it will hold up to much. And they are way too short for me. Just dont stay in place at all. So hard to figure out what size to get looking online. I have a high waisted pair of shorts and I love how they fit and stay in place and how thick and compressive the shorts are. These in the same size (large) are too loose and dont stay in place at all. I will try their higher waisted, longer shorts again and hopefully be happy with my purchase

    Martina M.
    United States United States
    • How Tall are You? (In) 59
    • What is your Weight (lbs)? 158
    • What is Your Age? 33
    • How is the Fit? Runs SmallTrue to SizeRuns Large


    Cute. Colorful. Comfy.

    Allison H.
    United States United States

    Great purchase!

    The colors are so much brighter and vibrant than even pictured, super cute. Good material, great fit. Happy with my purchase!

    Olivia P.
    United States United States


    Great fit, no ride or bunching up during workout!!

    Kristal M.
    United States United States
    • How Tall are You? (In) 5ft 3
    • What is your Weight (lbs)? 130
    • What is Your Age? 36
    • How is the Fit? Runs SmallTrue to SizeRuns Large

    Best workout shorts!

    Great fit, fun colors! I wear them for lifting and theyre my go to shorts.

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    Alicia K.
    United States United States
    • How Tall are You? (In) 67
    • What is your Weight (lbs)? 157
    • What is Your Age? 42
    • How is the Fit? Runs SmallTrue to SizeRuns Large

    Cactus Shorties

    Put them on as soon as they came. Comfortable and adorable I wore while doing my leg workout Great purchase

    Eileen Y.
    United States United States

    Cute, BUT

    These are SO CUTE, but watch out for the way theyre sewn. The pair I received look like I have hairy balls. I am sending them back for another pair and hopefully Ill have better luck! Also wish they were more high waisted.

    Chelsey R.
    United States United States

    Cactus Butt

    My dad used to always call us "CB" standing for cactus butt after that scene in The Lion King. I got these because now I have a cactus butt. They're adorable on and super comfy. The print doesn't get stretched out either

    Casey D.
    United States United States
    • How Tall are You? (Inches) 70
    • WEIGHT 165
    • What is Your Age? 30
    • How is the Fit? Runs SmallTrue to SizeRuns Large

    Perfect All Over

    Love the print, the OG fabric is fantastic, and the fit is on point. I was trying to save money, but then I saw these and I had to get them. No regrets.

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