Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties

$ 42
Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties
Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties
Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties
Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties
Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties
Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties
Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties

Neon Blob 2.5" Shorties

$ 42
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Product Description



Wanna look as psychedelic as the summer of ‘69 while you’re grinding at the gym? We’ve got you covered. And with a 2.5-inch inseam and square gusset, these shorties will have you covered. Our new 80% polyester/20% Supplex fabric blend offers even more stretch with less 'whiting' while staying where it should. Supplex is a special fabric blend designed to wick moisture and dry faster than cotton. That means you’ll never feel like a sweaty blob after working out in our NEON BLOB shorties.
  • 2.5" Inseam
  • Single Lined
  • Lined Square Gusset = No Camel Toe
  • 80% Polyester / 20% Supplex
  • Anti-Microbial
  • Non-See Through & Totally Squat Proof
  • Super Soft and silky fabric
  • Fit has been perfected to accommodate the the butt and thighs of a strong woman


This item is a pre-order item and will ship on or around July 27th.

As a small business with big dreams, pre-orders let us release new shorties more often, which in turn, let us grow!

We know in a world of instant gratification, waiting for your purchase is a pain. We also know once you have it in hand, you will love it so much and totally love your participation in helping a passionate group of people design beautiful and punny shorts.


Please allow 3-5 days for your domestic order to arrive. We try to ship within one day out of our Verona, Wisconsin warehouse. Yay! The convenient.

Returns and Exchanges are easy, simply make request for a return or exchange online, receive your return label, and send your item to our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!



There is nothing more important to us than our customers being happy with their purchase.

Our happiness promise means if you've got issues, we are going to solve them. If after you get your goodies and you aren't completely happy, just send us an email at or head over to our Exchange and Return Portal to swap sizes, items, etc.

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Very comfortable!

I love the fit on these. Normally I hate 2.5 because they are so short but these are the perfect length. My butt cheeks don’t hang out at all!

Glenda C.
United States United States

Glorious print!

This print is just so amazing. One of my fave of the new fabric. It’s absolutely gorgeous on and off the body and everyone needs a pair :-)

Cecily S.
United States United States

Bold color

These shorts are so pretty in person the colors are so bold and the new fabric is amazing and soft!

May B.
United States United States