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Star Woofs Shorties

Star Woofs Shorties

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The Buffing Fabric is Made of 4-way stretch 80% Polyester/20% Spandex blend. They are perfectly stretchy with a soft, buffed touch and mid-compression.

Care Instructions

Machine wash in cold water with like colors and hang dry for best results. If you prefer to dry in a machine, use your lowest temperature setting. Never wash with fabric softeners.

Always take the high ground when you are wearing the Star Woofs Shorties! Even when those deadlifts have left you feeling like going to the Bark Side, these cuties are sure to give you the boost you need! 

✔️Choose from high-rise (with no elastic in waistband)or mid-rise waist

✔️Choose an inseam length: 2.5", 3.25", or 5"

All shorties are the Buffing fabric, an 80% Polyester/20% Spandex blend with 4-way stretch. They are perfectly stretchy with a soft, buffed touch and mid-compression feel.

No pockets. Straight back on all rises and inseams. 

True to size. If you are in between sizes, we recommend sizing up. 

Let out a yell Chewpawca, we're going to the gym.

  • FOR. The ruffest, toughest ladies in the galaxy
  • FIT. Choose from 2.5", 3.25", or 5" inseam AND choose between high-rise waist (with no elastic in waistband) or mid-rise waist.
  • FEEL. Made from our Buffing fabric: 80% Polyester/20% Spandex blend. They are perfectly stretchy with a soft, buffed touch and mid-compression. True to size.
  • DURABLE. Completely squat-proof and made to last.
  • BREATHABLE. Moisture-wicking for ultimate comfort.
  • LINED. Lined gusset keeps you smooth, dry, and stain-free.
  • FUN. Wag those rebel tails!

*Please note that there may be some pattern variance depending on what size and inseam short you order.

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  • Buffing Fabric

    Made of 4-way stretch 80% Polyester20% Spandex blend. They are stretchy, soft with a buffed feel.

  • Fit

    The Buffing fabric has a soft mid-compression making these shorties feel like they are holding you in, but not squishing the bejeezus out of you. Women stick with their usual shortie size

  • Features

    Wicking, quick-drying, anti-microbial, squat proof, in either Mid-Rise with elastic or High-rise without elastic! High-Rise has a foldable waistband with low/hidden size label!

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When will the pre-order ship

This is the 2nd Round of the Dark Side pre-order: they will ship the week of March 20th or sooner.

If I purchased non-pre-order items, will they ship right away?

If you want your non-pre-order items to ship right away, make sure to make that shipping selection at checkout.

I placed an order, but made a mistake in my size. Now what?

Reach out as soon as possible. We will make 10% more than what was ordered, so inventory is limited.

Is this a collab with the Empire?

No. We designed these to sit safely on the side of unique art instead of copyright infringement.


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