Magical members and colorful cojones!

This is our ballsiest design yet. Made from our Glide fabric, an 84% polyester/16% spandex blend with plenty of stretch and just a hint of shine. Provides light compression, four-way stretch, and maximum comfort. 

Available in 2.5" and 3.25" inseams. Mid-rise waistband, no side pockets, and breathable comfort. Squat-proof with a lined gusset, so only the privates on the outside are visible.

True to size gloriousness, but if between sizes, size down. 

Want a high-rise, high-compression option and still rock the Unihorny shorties? Check out the High-Rise Rina Fabric option.

Just like that last guy you dated, these shorties won't last. Don't get shafted: get yours before they're gone.

• FOR. Strong ladies with a ballsy sense of humor.
• FIT. Choose from 2.5” or 3.25" inseam shorts with mid-rise waist. Low-mid compression, with plenty of stretch. 
• FEEL. Glide fabric (84% polyester/16% Spandex) is smooth and soft, with just a hint of slick shine. 
• SQUAT-PROOF. No see-through fabrics here! Squat all the way to the floor without showing off what's underneath. 
• LINED. The lined gusset keeps you smooth and prevents sweat stains.
• FUN. We're absolutely NUTS about this design!