WODBTOTOM PRE-ORDER

Unirex 2.5" Shorties

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DESCRIPTION

Ain't no party like a Unirex party! 

Today is gonna be DINO-mite! Made from the classic O.G. fabric, an 87% polyester/13% Spandex blend, a perfect mix of compression and stretch. 2.5" inseam booty shorts.

Made with moisture-wicking fabric and a lined gusset to make camel toe and sweat stains extinct. Completely squat-proof; get that Sexy Rexy bootay to the floor!  

Part T-Rex, part unicorn = totally awesome.

Also available in a 5" inseam.

PRODUCT DETAILS

FOR. Magical unicorns who are also fierce females.

FIT. 2.5" booty shorts. Mid-rise waistband.

FEEL. Super smooth and soft O.G. shorties (87% polyester/13% Spandex). The perfect mix of compression and stretch. 

DURABLE. Completely squat-proof and made to last (unless there is a metepr. Then all bets are off). 

BREATHABLE. Moisture-wicking to keep you cool and comfortable.

LINED. Lined gusset prevents camel and sweat stains.FUN. Fantasy meets fierce.

PRE-ORDER SHIPPING DATE

These goodies ship around July 20th!

As soon as the goodies arrive to our warehouse, delivered by our very own DHL driver named Carl, the whole team (Emily, Than, Karry, and Katie) pack all the re-usable and recyclable shipping bags and take them to the post office.  

It is an exciting day for you and us!

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