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Unirex 5" Shorties

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One part magical unicorn, one part fierce badass. And no, we aren't just talking about the Unirex.

Our famous O.G. shorties are back! This 87% polyester/13% Spandex gives just enough compression, but plenty of stretch. Whether you're squatting, running, jumping, or outrunning that big flaming ball in the sky, these O.G.s will stay in place.

5" inseam for extra coverage, with a high-rise waist and POCKETS!

Breathable, moisture-wicking, and completely squat-proof, with a lined gusset to keep you smooth and dry.

Get yourself a pair before they go extinct!

Also available in a 2.5" booty short. 

PRODUCT DETAILS

FOR. Magical and fierce badass ladies.

FIT. 5" inseam for a little more coverage. High-rise waist, pockets on the sides.

FEEL. Super smooth and soft O.G. shorties (87% polyester/13% Spandex). The perfect mix of compression and stretch.

DURABLE. Completely squat-proof and made to last (unless there is a meteor. Then all bets are off).

BREATHABLE. Moisture-wicking to keep you cool and comfortable while you slay the day.

LINED. Lined gusset prevents camel toe and keeps sweat stains away.

FUN. Magical, fun, and a little bit dangerous. 

PRE-ORDER SHIPPING DATE

These goodies ship around July 20th!

As soon as the goodies arrive to our warehouse, delivered by our very own DHL driver named Carl, the whole team (Emily, Than, Karry, and Katie) pack all the re-usable and recyclable shipping bags and take them to the post office.  

It is an exciting day for you and us!

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